That awkward moment when my mom wrote me a cute note on facebook for my birthday that said she’s proud of me but irl she complains about me all the time
Gurl bye

redvinesandbroadway:

my sister is really into science research and her best friend asked her to prom with a science fair board 

Why are they just friends?! Jesus didn’t die for them to be JUST FRIENDS fuck

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californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

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Because I always dream about you
Every time I close my eyes
If I live to be one hundred
Will I ever cross your mind
Brandi Carlile (via splendra)
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nevershavethomas:

i feel like bruce springsteen is the only rockstar that didnt go through the awkward 80s phase

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q u i te the opposite

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he was all bulging muscles

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sweaty goodness

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tight jeans and ripped excuses for shirts

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f u Ck

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this

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gnarly-bruhh:

Hahaha holy shit

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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benevolentblackgirl:

these types of things are my favorite

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Credit to Golden Era Entertainment (x)

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “Nice socks, pants, shirt, earrings, and hair Momma!”
Wife: “Thank you!”
Me: “How about me?”
4yo: ***Looks me up and down***

Says nothing.

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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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